I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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