We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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