I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Can I color on your dick again?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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