Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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