i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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