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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like abortions should bother me more

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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(949): View more from California

I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

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(910): View more from North Carolina

after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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(716): View more from New York

Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs

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(530): View more from California

I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?

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(303): View more from Colorado

All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...

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