So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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