i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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