Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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