Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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