My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
This baby is an asshole
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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