But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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