how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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