the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
