He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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