It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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