I must be too annoying 4 u.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You're a waste of cheezeits
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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