I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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