dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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