Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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