I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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