it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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