If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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