so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
What drink are we having for lunch?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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