dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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