I am puke
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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