bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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