I love black thongs
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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