and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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