So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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