those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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