I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he fucked my hip out of place.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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