he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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