Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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