We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hate all girls vehemently.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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