she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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