awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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