oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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