Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Walk of Shame today included voting.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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