I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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