he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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