you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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