Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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