is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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