Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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