We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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