I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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