I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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