i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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