hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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