How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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