Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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