I wish I only lived at night.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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