You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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