Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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